Hello, my name is Jon Benjamin, chairman of Midnight Pajama Jam. This year we have made such strides and are extremely proud of what we've been able to accomplish. I dare say we've had our best year ever and I'm not just talking about profits. I'm talking about the positive changes we've made.

This year Midnight Pajama Jam brought life into the world for the first time. A beautiful baby boy that we named Hummer after the brand of car I drive. We went on to sell Hummer for one hundred and fifty thousand dollars to some infertile couple from Chicago, much to the chagrin of the mother. Coincidentally, instead of wasting that money away, we turned around and used it to buy another Hummer for the company. Thinking 'inside-out of the box' or PRIS (positive redundancy investment strategy)*we call it. Above all, however, Midnight Pajama Jam has gone out of it's way to promote the core values that are and have been for many years, the bedrock of American society. Of course, I'm talking about hating gays.

We just put a hot dog maker (generously donated to us by a major hot dog manufacturer) in the worker's lunch room, which has boosted morale and put a smile on the fat faces of many of our fat employees who can't stop eating fat unhealthy food. We're friendly and communicate openly with each other, regardless of race, with the exception of' you know whos'. I'm confident that there are bright horizons ahead as we pave our way into the next millennium. Let our commitment to enduring quality be a beacon for a better tomorrow today.

Jon Benjamin
CEO Midnight Pajama Jam